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Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon
(Last updated January 10, 2003)
Strategy Guide
Tom Clancy's Ghost Recon.
Cheat mode
Successfully complete all objectives in the single mission dossiers. The following codes can now be enabled:
- Big heads
While playing a game, press Back then press A, X, B, Y, A. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
- Chicken explosives
While playing a game, press Back then press X(2), Y, A, B. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
- High pitched voices
While playing a game, press Back then press X, A, Y, B, X. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
- Paper mode
While playing a game, press Back then press B, A, X, Y, A. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
- Slow-motion mode
While playing a game, press Back then and press Y(2), B, X, A. If you entered the code correctly, a message will appear.
Medals
- Purple Heart: Get wounded or killed in action.
- Bronze Star: Get 15 kills
- Silver Star: Get 20 kills
- Distinguished Service Cross: Get 25 kills
- Congressional Medal Of Honor: Get 30 kills


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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