When you start a match, change controls to the other team and hold Keeper Rush for the goalkeeper to rush out and get the ball. Pause game play while still holding Keeper Rush and change back to your side. The other goal keeper should keep rushing out and slide tacking you. Shoot from halfway and you should get a goal. Also for laughs, sometimes the goalkeeper grabs the ball meters from the box and nothing happens.

When you get a corner kick, aim it to the teammate nearest to the goal post (For example, a right corner, the person on the right goal post), then press Maximum Pass to him. When the ball gets to him, aim the shot pressing Up or Down then press Shoot. You will get an easy goal from the corner every time. The shooter must have a shot and accuracy ability that is high; the person should play on the right midfield when you are playing 4-4-3 (For example, use Zidane - Real Madrid).

In a corner, just pass the ball. A player will get the ball and kick it. Before he kicks it, move him near the goal. There is a good chance that he will score a goal.

When you have a throw-in near your opponent's goal, throw the ball as near as you can to the goal. As soon as your player gets the ball, he will kick it. Before he kicks it, move him near the goal. There is a good chance that he will score a goal.

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Little Leroy went to his mother demanding a new bicycle. His mother decided
that he should take a look at himself and the way he acts. She said, "Well
Leroy, it isn't Christmas and we don't have the money to just go out and buy
you anything you want. So why don't you write a letter to Jesus and pray for
one instead." After his temper tantrum his mother sent him to his room. He
finally sat down to write a letter to Jesus.

Dear Jesus,
I've been a good boy this year and would appreciate a new bicycle.

Your Friend,
Leroy

Now, Leroy knew that Jesus really knew what kind of boy he was (brat), so he
ripped up the letter and decided to give it another try.

Dear Jesus,
I've been an OK boy this year and I want a new bicycle.

Your Truly,
Leroy

Well, Leroy knew this wasn't totally honest, so he tore it up and tried
again.

Dear Jesus,
I've thought about being a good boy this year and can I have a bicycle?

Leroy

Well, Leroy looked deep down in his heart, which by the way was what his
mother really wanted. He knew he had been terrible and was deserving of
almost nothing. He crumpled up the letter, threw it in the trash can and
went running outside. He aimlessly wandered about depressed because of the
way he treated his parents and really considered his actions. He finally
found himself in front of a Catholic Church. Leroy went inside and knelt
down, looking around not knowing what he should really do. Leroy finally got
up and began to walk out the door and was looking at all the statues. All of
a sudden he grabbed a small one and ran out the door. He went home, hid it
under his bed and wrote this letter.

Jesus,
I've got your mama. If you ever want to see her again, give me a bike!

Sincerely,
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