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ESPN NBA 2Night 2002


(Last updated May 8, 2002)

  • Better performance

    Enter "ABILITYBONUS" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Better shooting

    Enter "EXCELLENT" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Easy dunks

    Enter "DUNKERS" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Basketball heads

    Enter "BALLHEAD" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Big heads

    Enter "BIGHEAD" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Big feet

    Enter "BIGFOOT" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Big hands

    Enter "BIGHAND" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Small players

    Enter "MINIMINI" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Flat players

    Enter "PANCAKE" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Invisible players

    Enter "INVISIBLE" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • Show ball trails

    Enter "BEFOREIMAGE" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • No spectators

    Enter "NOSPECTATOR" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

  • No overhead lights

    Enter "DARKNESS" as a case-sensitive code at the "Cheat" screen under the options menu.

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    As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

    Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.

    Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.

    As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.

    "Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"

    The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."




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