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Jikkyou World Soccer 2000


(Last updated August 15, 2000)

  • All-Star teams

    At the title screen, press Up(2), Down(2), Left, Right, Left, Right, X, Circle, Start to unlock the All-Star teams. -From: tanmarvin@yahoo.com

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    jokes



    jokes


    Great news! Some of the old favorite singers and bands have re-released
    their great hits with new titles and lyrics to accommodate their aging
    audience.

    Some examples:

    Herman's Hermits: "Mrs. Brown You've Got a Lovely Walker"

    The Rolling Stones: "You Can't Always Pee When You Want"

    Credence Clearwater Revival: "Bad Prune Rising"

    Marvin Gaye: "I Heard It Through the Grape Nuts"

    The Who: "Talkin' 'Bout My Medication"

    The Troggs: "Bald Thing"

    Carly Simon: "You're So Varicose Vein"

    The Bee Gees: "How Can You Mend a Broken Hip"

    Roberta Flack: "The First Time Ever I Forgot Your Face"

    Johnny Nash: "I Can't See Clearly Now"

    The Temptations: "Papa Got a Kidney Stone"

    ABBA: "Denture Queen"

    Leo Sayer: "You Make Me Feel Like Napping"

    Commodores: "Once, Twice, Three Trips to the Bathroom"

    Procol Harem: "A Whiter Shade of Hair"

    The Beatles: "I Get By With a Little Help From Depends".




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