(Last updated November 16, 2002)
Game Shark Codes
|Master Code (Must Be On)||0E3C7DF2 1853E59E|
|Boost Never Decreases||DE8AA436 BF899B8B|
|Ride Through Walls||DE88980E BF899B8B|
|Disable A.I.||DE98B262 BCA99B83|
|Big Waves||DE938A8A FD499B83|
|No Waves||DE938A8A BCA99B83|
|Turbo Waves||DE94A14E 7B999B83|
|Waves Don't Move||DE94A14E BCA99B83|
|More Lift When Jumping||DE938A5A 10719B83|
Mr. Larsen's new secretary was young, sweet, and very polite. One day, while taking dictation, she noticed his fly was open. She didn't want to embarrass him, so she waited until she was leaving his office before saying, "Mr. Johnson, your barracks door is open."
The remark confused him until he happened to look down and see his open zipper. He decided to have some fun. Calling her in, he asked, "Miss Jones,when you saw my barracks door was open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention?"
Miss Jones smiled demurely. "Why no, sir. But I did see a disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags!"