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Jet X20


(Last updated November 16, 2002)

Game Shark Codes

Master Code (Must Be On)0E3C7DF2 1853E59E
EE81128A BCC67F9A
Boost Never DecreasesDE8AA436 BF899B8B
DE8AA432 BCA99B83
DE8A9BB6 BF899B8B
DE8A9BB2 BCA99B83
Ride Through WallsDE88980E BF899B8B
DE88980A BCA99B83
Disable A.I.DE98B262 BCA99B83
Big WavesDE938A8A FD499B83
No WavesDE938A8A BCA99B83
Turbo WavesDE94A14E 7B999B83
Waves Don't MoveDE94A14E BCA99B83
More Lift When JumpingDE938A5A 10719B83

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A woman decides to have a facelift for her birthday. She spends $5,000 and feels pretty good about the results. On her way home she stops at a newsstand to buy a paper. Before leaving, she asks the sales clerk, "I hope you don't mind my asking, but how old do you think I am?"

"About 32", the clerk replies.

"I'm actually 47," the woman says happily.

A little while later, she goes into McDonald's, and upon getting her order, asks the counter girl the same question. She replies, "I'd quess about 29."

The woman replies, "Nope, I am 47." Now she is feeling really good about herself.

While waiting for the bus home, she asks an old man the same question. He replies, "I'm 78 and my eyesight is starting to go. Although, when I was young, there was a sure way to tell how old a woman was, but it requires you to let me put my hands up your shirt and feel your boobs. Then I can tell exactly how old you are."

They waited in silence on the empty street until curiosity got the best of the woman, and she finally said, "What the hell, go ahead."

The old man slips both hands up her shirt, under her bra, and begins to feel around. After a couple of minutes, she says, "Okay, okay, how old am I?"

He removes his hands and says, "You are 47."

Stunned, the woman says, "That is amazing! How did you know?"

The old man replies, "I was behind you in line at McDonald's."




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