(Last updated November 16, 2002)
Game Shark Codes
|Master Code (Must Be On)||0E3C7DF2 1853E59E|
|Boost Never Decreases||DE8AA436 BF899B8B|
|Ride Through Walls||DE88980E BF899B8B|
|Disable A.I.||DE98B262 BCA99B83|
|Big Waves||DE938A8A FD499B83|
|No Waves||DE938A8A BCA99B83|
|Turbo Waves||DE94A14E 7B999B83|
|Waves Don't Move||DE94A14E BCA99B83|
|More Lift When Jumping||DE938A5A 10719B83|
A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.
Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"
She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"
Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."