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Centre Court: Hard Hitter


(Last updated April 4, 2002)

  • Easy aces

    Select a hard hitter for arcade mode. When it is your turn to serve, hold Square and press the Left Analog-stick slightly to the side of the court. If done correctly, this will result in a very fast serve, almost always getting an ace.

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    During a recent public outing, Hillary slipped off to visit a fortune teller of some local repute. In a dark and hazy room, peering into a crystal ball, the mystic delivered grave news.

    "There's no easy way to say this, so I'll just be blunt: Prepare yourself to be a widow. Your husband will die a violent and horrible death this year."

    Visibly shaken, Hillary stared at the woman's lined face, then at the single flickering candle, then down at her hands. She took a few deep breaths to compose herself. She simply had to know. She met the fortune teller's gaze, steadied her voice, and asked her question.

    "Will I be acquitted?"




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