There were three men walking down a beach when they found a lamp laying in the sand. They rubbed the lamp and out came a genie who said "I'll give each of you a wish."

So the first guy says I want to be 10 times smarter, and then he started quoting Shakespeare.

Not to be outdone the second guy said I want to be 100 times smarter and then he started doing calculus in his head.

Well the third guy did not want to be outdone so he said I want to be a 1000 times smarter, and he turned into a woman.