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V-Force


(Last updated December 4, 1998)

  • Hidden options

    Reach level 16 and return to the menu at the title screen. Then, two more options in addition to the previous three will be available. Select the bottom option to display a hidden option screen. Options on this screen will allow (in order) the following: FMV sequences to be viewed, background music to be played, character biographies to be displayed, or the story line to be revealed.

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    jokes


    jokes


    A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They sit down and engage in an
    animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores them at
    first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of
    the men say the following:

    "Emma come first. Den I come. Den two asses come together. I come
    once-a-more. Two asses, they come together again. I come again and pee
    twice. Then I come one lasta time."

    "You foul mouthed swine," retorted the lady indignantly. "In this
    country we don't talk about our sex lives in public!"

    "Hey, coola down lady," said the man. "Who talkin' abouta sexa? I'm
    just tellin' my frienda how to spella 'Mississippi'."



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