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Vampire Killer X


(Last updated January 19, 1999)

Game Shark Codes

Max Attack800F4BF6 1400
Max Guard800F504E 1400
Max HP80097BA0 270F
80097BA4 270F
Max MP80097BB0 270F
80097BB4 270F
Max Heart80097BA8 270F
80097BAC 270F
Max Gold80097BF0 423F
80097BF2 000F
Max STR80097BB8 03E7
Max CON80097BBC 03E7
Max INT80097BC0 03E7
Max LCK80097BC4 03E7
Max EXP80097BEC 423F
80097BEE 000F
All Special Items80097982 8180
80097984 8382
80097986 8584
80097988 8786
80097964 0303
80097966 0303
80097968 0303
8009796A 0303
8009796C 0303
8009796E 0303
80097970 0303
80097972 0303
80097974 0303
80097976 0303
80097978 0303
8009797A 0303
8009797C 0303
8009797E 0303
80097980 0303

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The kids filed back into class Monday morning. They were very excited.
Their weekend assignment was to sell something, then give a talk on
productive salesmanship.

Little Mary led off: "I sold girl scout cookies and I made $30,"
she said proudly, "My sales approach was to appeal to the
customer's civil spirit and I credit that approach for my obvious
success."

"Very good," said the teacher.

Little Sally was next: "I sold magazines," she said, "I made $45 and
I explained to everyone that magazines would keep them abreast of
current events."

"Very good, Sally," said the teacher.

Eventually, it was Little Johnny's turn.

Little Johnny walked to the front of the classroom and dumped
a box full of cash on the teacher's desk."$2,467," he said.

"$2,467!" cried the teacher, "What in the world were you selling?"
"Tooth brushes," said Little Johnny.
"Tooth brushes," echoed the teacher, "How could you possibly sell
enough tooth brushes to make that much money?"
"I found the busiest corner in town," said Little Johnny, "I set up a
Dip & Chip stand. I gave everybody who walked by a sample.
They all said the same thing.
Hey, this tastes like shit!
Then I would say.............." It is shit."
Wanna buy a toothbrush?"




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