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Philosoma


(Last updated July 26, 1998)

Game Shark Codes

Invunerability800E7F60 0004
Infinite Lives800E7CA4 0002
Infinite Credits800E7D28 0003
Infinite Buster Grenades800E7F5C 0003
Infinite SRM Missiles800E8004 0002
Infinite MRM Missiles800E8004 0001
Max Vulcan800E7D0C 0002
Max Laser800E7D0E 0002
Max A-Break800E7D10 0002
Max Rav-B800E7D12 0002

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There is a Space Shuttle mission to the moon with two monkeys and a woman
on board. The control centre is the US calls:

"Monkey number 1, Monkey number 1 to the television screen." He sits down
and he is told to release the pressure in compartment 1, increase the
temperature in engine 4 and to release oxygen to the reactors. So the
monkey does the pressure, temperature, and releases the oxygen.

A few moments later the control centre calls again:

"Monkey number 2, monkey number 2 to the television screen." He sits down
and he is told to add Carbon Dioxide to room 4, to stop the fuel injection
to engine 3, to add nitrogen to the fuel compartment and to analyse the
solar radiation. So the monkey does the carbon dioxide, the fuel
injection, the nitrogen and the analysis of solar radiation.

A little later on, headquarters calls again:

"Woman, please woman approach the screen."
She sits down and just as she is about to be told what to do she says...
"I know I know!! Feed the monkeys, don't touch anything."




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