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NBA Live 2001


(Last updated October 12, 2000)

Game Shark Codes

Infinite Creation Points801386EC 03E7
Home Team Infinite Time Outs300A8818 0009
Home Team Scores 0800A8810 0000
Home Team Scores 200800A8810 00C8
Home Team Score Modifier800A8810 00??
Home Team Starts With 100D00A8810 0000
800A8810 0064
Away Team Infinite Time Outs300A8E6C 0009
Away Team Scores 0800A8E64 0000
Away Team Scores 200800A8E64 00C8
Away Team Score Modifier800A8E64 00??
Away Team Starts With 100D00A8E64 0000
800A8E64 0064
Start in 4th QuarterD00B0514 0000
800B0514 0003
Start in OvertimeD00B0514 0000
800B0514 0004
Hold R2 For Infinite Shot TimeD00B34BA FDFF
800B0568 01F1

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As a crowded airliner is about to take off, the peace is shattered by a 5-year-old boy who picks that moment to throw a wild temper tantrum. No matter what his frustrated, embarrassed mother does to try to calm him down, the boy continues to scream furiously and kick the seats around him.

Suddenly, from the rear of the plane, an elderly man in the uniform of an Air Force General is seen slowly walking forward up the aisle. Stopping the flustered mother with an upraised hand, the white-haired, courtly, soft-spoken General leans down and, motioning toward his chest, whispers something into the boy's ear.

Instantly, the boy calms down, gently takes his mother's hand, and quietly fastens his seat belt. All the other passengers burst into spontaneous applause.

As the General slowly makes his way back to his seat, one of the cabin attendants touches his sleeve.

"Excuse me, General," she asks quietly, "but could I ask you what magic words you used on that little boy?"

The old man smiles serenely and gently confides, "I showed him my pilot's wings, service stars, and battle ribbons, and explained that they entitle me to throw one passenger out the plane door on any flight I choose."




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