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How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never Be able to support you.

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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

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