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Metal Slug X


(Last updated May 5, 2001)

Strategy Guideide

  • Mission select

    Successfully complete arcade mission mode to unlock mission select in arcade mission and another mission modes. -From: Olikong@aol.com

  • Chat mode

    Select Combat School and while it is loading, rapidly press Square until the menu appears. The instructor will ask if you want to chat with her.

  • Combat School rankings

    Rank
    Points
    Super Devil
    1000+
    General Of Army
    990+
    Lieutenant General
    890+
    Major General
    780+
    Brigadier General
    700+
    Colonel
    650+
    Lieutenant Colonel
    600+
    Major
    575+
    Captain
    560+
    1st Lieutenant
    550+
    2nd Lieutenant
    500+
    Chief Warrant Officer
    475+
    Warrant Officer
    450+
    Sergeant Major
    425+
    Master Sergeant
    400+
    Sergeant 1st Class
    350+
    Staff Sergeant
    300+
    Sergeant
    250+
    Corporal
    200+
    Private 1st Class
    150+
    Private
    100+

    Game Shark Codes

    Infinite Lives80047522 2400
    Infinite Bombs800398BE 2400
    Infinite Arms Ammo8002DCE6 2400
    Infinite Time8002962A 2400
    Infinite Vehicle Health80053F7E 2400
    Invisible P1800CA30C 0068
    Extra Prisoners P1800879EC 00FF
    Max Score P1800EE290 FFFF
    Invisible P2800CA458 0068
    Extra Prisoners P2800879F0 00FF
    Max Score P2800EE298 FFFF

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    jokes


    jokes


    One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the
    local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my
    husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very
    embarrassing. What should I do?"

    "I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you.
    I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will
    motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a
    good poke in the leg."

    In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing
    this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the
    ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.

    "Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the
    hatpin.

    "Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr.
    Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is
    your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards
    Mrs. Jones.

    "God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.

    "Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr.
    Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not
    notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few
    motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her
    husband with the hatpin again.

    The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore
    him his 99th son?"

    Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that
    goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half
    and shove it up your ass!"

    "Amen," replied the congregation.



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