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Metal Slug X
(Last updated May 5, 2001)
Strategy Guideide
Mission select
Successfully complete arcade mission mode to unlock mission select in arcade mission and another mission modes. -From: Olikong@aol.com
Chat mode
Select Combat School and while it is loading, rapidly press Square until the menu appears. The instructor will ask if you want to chat with her.
Combat School rankings
| Rank | Points |
| Super Devil | 1000+ |
| General Of Army | 990+ |
| Lieutenant General | 890+ |
| Major General | 780+ |
| Brigadier General | 700+ |
| Colonel | 650+ |
| Lieutenant Colonel | 600+ |
| Major | 575+ |
| Captain | 560+ |
| 1st Lieutenant | 550+ |
| 2nd Lieutenant | 500+ |
| Chief Warrant Officer | 475+ |
| Warrant Officer | 450+ |
| Sergeant Major | 425+ |
| Master Sergeant | 400+ |
| Sergeant 1st Class | 350+ |
| Staff Sergeant | 300+ |
| Sergeant | 250+ |
| Corporal | 200+ |
| Private 1st Class | 150+ |
| Private | 100+ |
Game Shark Codes
| Infinite Lives | 80047522 2400 |
| Infinite Bombs | 800398BE 2400 |
| Infinite Arms Ammo | 8002DCE6 2400 |
| Infinite Time | 8002962A 2400 |
| Infinite Vehicle Health | 80053F7E 2400 |
| Invisible P1 | 800CA30C 0068 |
| Extra Prisoners P1 | 800879EC 00FF |
| Max Score P1 | 800EE290 FFFF |
| Invisible P2 | 800CA458 0068 |
| Extra Prisoners P2 | 800879F0 00FF |
| Max Score P2 | 800EE298 FFFF |


One day Mrs. Jones went to have a talk with the minister at the local church. "Reverend," she said, "I have a problem, my husband keeps falling asleep during your sermons. It's very embarrassing. What should I do?"
"I have an idea," said the minister. "Take this hatpin with you. I will be able to tell when Mr. Jones is sleeping, and I will motion to you at specific times. When I motion, you give him a good poke in the leg."
In church the following Sunday, Mr. Jones dozed off. Noticing this, the preacher put his plan to work. "And who made the ultimate sacrifice for you?" he said, nodding to Mrs. Jones.
"Jesus!", Jones cried as his wife jabbed him the leg with the hatpin.
"Yes, you are right, Mr. Jones," said the minister. Soon, Mr. Jones nodded off again. Again, the minister noticed. "Who is your redeemer?" he asked the congregation, motioning towards Mrs. Jones.
"God!" Mr. Jones cried out as he was stuck again with the hatpin.
"Right again," said the minister, smiling. Before long, Mr. Jones again winked off. However, this time the minister did not notice. As he picked up the tempo of his sermon, he made a few motions that Mrs. Jones mistook as signals to bayonet her husband with the hatpin again.
The minister asked, "And what did Eve say to Adam after she bore him his 99th son?"
Mrs. Jones poked her husband, who yelled, "You stick that goddamned thing in me one more time and I'll break it in half and shove it up your ass!"
"Amen," replied the congregation.
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