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March Madness '98
(Last updated April 19, 1999)
Start a new season, and select "Division I" vs. "New Mexico" at the calendar screen. Leave this screen and enter exhibition mode. Then, choose "Division I" to access the new team.
Dunk the ball in exhibition mode and quickly call a timeout while the ball is still in the basket. The game will award the points for the basket, and return the ball to your possession.
| Joker Command | D00179DC ???? |
| Infinite Shot Clock | 801686E4 07C7 |
| Momentum Meter Always Full | 80108198 0070 |
| Momentum Meter Always Empty | 80108198 0000 |
| Home Team Scores 0 | 80015120 0000 |
| Home Team Scores 200 | 80015120 00C8 |
| Away Team Scores 0 | 80016580 0000 |
| Away Team Scores 200 | 80016580 00C8 |
| Away Team 200, Home 0 [Note] | D00179DC 0100 80016580 00C8 D00179DC 0100 80015120 0000 |
| Away Team 0, Home 200 [Note] | D00179DC 0100 80016580 0000 D00179DC 0100 80015120 00C8 |
| Stat Codes | |
| Infinite Player Points Remaining | 800CB438 00C8 |
| Max FG% | 800CBBD6 0064 |
| Max FT% | 800CBBD8 0064 |
| Max 3PT% | 800CBBDA 0064 |
| Max Pass Points | 800CBBDC 0064 |
| Max Aggressiveness | 800CBBDE 0064 |
| Max Blocking | 800CBBE0 0064 |
| Max Stealing | 800CBBE2 0064 |
| Max Ball Handling | 800CBBE4 0064 |
| Max Dunking | 800CBBE6 0064 |
| Max Off. Rebound | 800CBBE8 0064 |
| Max Def. Rebound | 800CBBEA 0064 |
| Max Off. Awareness | 800CBBEC 0064 |
| Max Def. Awareness | 800CBBEE 0064 |
| Max Agility | 800CBBF0 0064 |
| Max Speed | 800CBBF2 0064 |
| Max Stamina | 800CBBF4 0064 |
Note: Press Select during the game to change the score.
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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:
Dear Wife (that's what he called her):
I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.
When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:
Dear Husband (that's what she called him): I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy.
You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.
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