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LMA Manager 2001
(Last updated April 5, 2001)
£500 million
Enter "FILTHY RICH" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: Vassago9thPOH@aol.com
Increase player ratings to 90%
Enter "SUPERSTARS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: Vassago9thPOH@aol.com
No bookings
Enter "BLIND REF" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: savage_psycho@hotmail.com
Quick injury healing
Enter "POTIONS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: Vassago9thPOH@aol.com
Quick stadium building
Enter "NO CONSTRUCTION" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: Vassago9thPOH@aol.com
Win every game
Enter "LUCKY STREAK" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: savage_psycho@hotmail.com
Best team and tactics
Enter "EASY LIFE" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: savage_psycho@hotmail.com
Free transfers to team
Enter "YOU THE DADDY" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: Vassago9thPOH@aol.com
Fast players
Enter "AMPHETAMINE" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: savage_psycho@hotmail.com
Aggressive players
Enter "HARD AS NAILS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. -From: savage_psycho@hotmail.com


Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.
The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."
Mr. Smith says, "What do you mean?"
The receptionist replies, "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."
Mr Smith exclaims, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"
The receptionist calmly replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her."
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