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LMA Manager
(Last updated February 3, 2000)
Strategy Guideide
Win all games
Enter "IVOR INVINCIBLE" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
£500 million
Enter "KING MIDAS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Player skills at 90%
Enter "THE BEST" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Any player will join your club
Enter "NORTH AND SOUTH" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Quick stadium building
Enter "QUICK DRY CEMENT" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Quick injury healing
Enter "WITCH DOCTOR" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Next game automatically planned
Enter "BACKSEAT MANAGER" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Ninja costumes during replays
Enter "MARTIAL ARTS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Select camera view during replay
Enter "PRIVATE JET" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Beach ball
Enter "GOLDEN SANDS" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Rainy weather
Enter "WET WET WET" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Sunny weather
Enter "DRY DRY DRY" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.
Sunny weather on all days
Enter "FACTOR 25" as a name. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a cheer.


A middle-aged woman had a heart attack and was taken to the hospital. While on the operating table she had a near-death experience. Seeing God, she asked if this was it. God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months, and 8 days to live."
Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a facelift, liposuction, breast augmentation, tummy tuck, etc. She even had someone come in and change her hair color. Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it. She got out of the hospital after the last operation, and while crossing the street was killed by an ambulance speeding to the hospital. Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had another 40 years?"
God replied, "I didn't recognize you."
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