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Kitchen Pank
(Last updated October 19, 1998)
Unlock all levels
At the level selection screen, hold Circle + X + Triangle + Square + L1 + L2 + R1 + R2 on controller two and press Down, Down, Right.
99 lives
At the level selection screen, hold L2 + R2 on controller two and press Up, Down, Left, Right. Then hold L1 + R1 on controller two, and press Right, Left, Down. Finally, release L1 and R1, then press Up.
All damage takes 1 point
At the level selection screen, hold L1 + R1 on controller two and press Triangle, X, Square, Circle. Then, hold L2 + R2 on controller two and press Circle, Square, X. Finally, release L2 and R2, then press Triangle.
Invincibility in caves
At the level selection screen, press R2(2), L2(3), R1(7), L2(3), R2(3), R1(7) on controller two.
Refill energy
Pause the game and press Up, Up, Down, Down, Square, Circle, Square, Circle, L1, R1 on controller two.
Rocket Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, Up on controller two.
Padapada Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, Down on controller two.
Fuwafuwa Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, Circle on controller two.
Jumping Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, Triangle on controller two.
Ice Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, Square on controller two.
Marine Potato
Pause the game and press R1, L2, R2, L1, Left, Right, X on controller two.


A gentleman is sitting on a deserted beach watching the sunset when he notices something half buried in the sand. He pulls it out and sees that it is a heavy, jewel encrusted bottle. As he brushes off the sand, the bottle begins to shake and emit various colored clouds of smoke, then...POOF! A Genie appears from out of the bottle.
The Genie lavishes praise on the man, regales him with his story, and finally gets around to the 'you have three wishes' part of the tale.
So the guy thinks about it for awhile and says "I have always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I am afraid to fly and afraid to go on a boat, so for my first wish I want a highway from here to Hawaii".
The Genie at first is amazed at the character of the man and ask instead if he would not want "all the money... fame... glory... vast amounts of property... yadda yadda.
Nope, wish one is for the highway.
The Genie tells him that doing something like that borders almost on the impossible. The time, resources, and energy required to fulfill such a wish would most likely leave the Genie drained for thousands of years...is there something else, anything - even wishing for more wishes - that he might want?
The man again pauses and thinks for awhile then says "Well, I have always wanted to understand women"
The Genie replies, "So this highway, did you want two lanes or four"?
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