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King Of Fighters '96


(Last updated July 29, 1998)

Strategy Guideide

  • Play as the Bosses

    At the character selection screen in any mode, hold Start and press Up + Circle, Right + Square, Left + X, Down + Triangle. Now Chizuru Kagura will be selectable to the right of Clark and Goenitz will be to the left of Athena.


    Game Shark Codes

    Infinite Energy Player 18005F08C 0067
    Infinite Energy Player 28005F26C 0067
    Full Power Player 18005F04A 3F40
    Full Power Player 28005F22A 3F40
    Infinite Time80087984 0060

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    First Lady Hillary Clinton and Attorney General Janet Reno were having one of those girl to girl talks, and Hillary says to Janet, "You're lucky that you don't have to put up with men having sex with you. I have to put up with Bill, and there is no telling where he last had his pecker."

    Janet responded, "Just because I am esthetically challenged (that's "politically correct" for ugly) doesn't mean I don't have to fight off unwelcome sexual advances."

    Hillary asks, "Well, how do you deal with the problem?"

    Janet, "Whenever I feel that a guy is getting ready to make a pass at me, I muster all my might and squeeze out the loudest, nastiest fart that I can."

    That night, Bill was already in bed with the lights out when Hillary slips into bed. She could hear him start to stir, and knew that he would be wanting some action. She had been saving her farts all day, and was ready for him.

    She tenses up her butt cheeks and forces out the most disgusting sounding fart you could imagine.

    Bill rolls over and says, "Janet, is that you?




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