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Konami Antiques: MSX Collection Volume 1


(Last updated August 8, 1998)

  • TwinBee mode (Gradius)

    On the game menu, highlight "Gradius", hold Select, then choose that game.


    Game Shark Codes

    Mopinger
    Infinite Lives8001E050 0606
    Road Fighter
    Infinite Fuel8001E082 D800
    Sky Jaguar
    Infinite Lives8001E050 0203
    8001 E3D0 0303
    Gradius - Player 1 And 2 Codes
    Infinite Lives8001E060 0102
    Gradius 2
    Infinite Lives8001E360 0102

    Note: After the Konami screen appears, turn the Game Shark off, then turn it back on when you get to the game selection screen.

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    jokes



    jokes


    A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull.

    She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

    The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

    "Comfortable." replies the brunette.

    The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

    The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."




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