Enable Code (Must Be On)	D00C82A4 E180 800C82A4 E080
Goal's Score Modifier	D00A3E8A 2442 800A3E88 00??
Home Team Codes
Home Team Score Modifier	8003A598 00??
Shots On Target	8003A744 00??
Total Shots	8003A74C 00??
Corners	8003A750 00??
Bookings	8003A754 00??
All Goal's Score For Home Team	D00A3E78 1880 800A3E7C 0000 D00A3E78 1880 800A3E7E 2443
Away Team Codes
Away Team Score Modifier	8003A59C 00??
Shots On Target	8003A9DC 00??
Total Shots	8003A9E4 00??
Corners	8003A9E8 00??
Bookings	8003A9EC 00??
All Goal's Score For Away Team	D00A3E78 1880 800A3E7C 0004 D00A3E78 1880 800A3E7E 2443

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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"

The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."

"What happened to him?"

The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."

She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"

The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."

A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?"

"Get in line!"