Time Always Under a Second	80034E20 0000
Start on Lap Modifier (GS 2.2 or Higher Needed)	E0034E2D 0000 30034E2D 00??
Number of Laps in a Race Modifier	80146574 00??
Difficulty Modifier	8014657C 00??
Damage Modifier	80146578 00??
Quantity Digits to Accompany Number of Laps in a Race Modifier Code
00 - 4 Laps 01 - 8 Laps 02 - 16 Laps
Quantity Digits to Accompany Difficulty Modifier Code
00 - Easy 01 - Medium 02 - Hard 03 - Expert
Quantity Digits to Accompany Damage Modifier Code
00 - Off 01 - On

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When I went to lunch today, I noticed an old lady sitting on a park bench sobbing her eyes out. I stopped and asked her what was wrong. She said, "I have a 22 year old husband at home. He makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly ground coffee."

I said, "Well, then why are you crying?"

She said, "He makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me for half the afternoon".

I said, "Well, why are you crying?"

She said, "For dinner he makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until 2:00 a.m.

I said, "Well, why in the world would you be crying?"

She said, "I can't remember where I live!".