A middle aged woman stopped at the local grocery store each day for
months, she always bought just one large can of dog food. One day the
grocery clerk ask the woman what kind of dog she had? she replied, I
don't have a dog, my husband eats this for his lunch each day and he
likes it.

The clerk said, madam this is not fit for human consumption,
it could make him sick, maybe even kill him. The woman purchased the
dog food and left.

This continued daly for months, then she stopped coming into
the store. Several week later she stopped in and bought a loaf of
bread, the clerk ask if she wanted any dog food, she replied,
no, my husband passed away several weeks ago. The clerk said I tried to
warn you, that dog food could kill your husband. The woman said, OH,
the dog food had nothing to do with it, he was crossing the road and
stopped to lick his ass, and was hit by a car.