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Actua Soccer 3
(Last updated April 11, 1999)
Enter "TOP HATS" as a custom team name at the team creation screen for all men to have very large heads. -From: ray146@hotmail.com
Enter one of the following codes as a custom team name at the team creation screen to unlock the corresponding team:
| Team | Code |
| Actua Soccer Web | spit n spin |
| Boat Racers | tff hobby |
| Food Group | bin man |
| Arsenal Ladies | longdon girls |
| Doncaster Rovers | shame |
| Top 50 Babes 2 | no thanks |
| Top 50 Babes 1 | yes please |
| Virtual Blades | chip butty |
| Pattis Shandi Men | cpu spud |
| Gremlin Staff 2 | double trouble |
| Gremlin Staff 1 | wide boys |
| Dicks Pick N Mix | candy man |
| The Hardmen | shadwell town |
| Dud's Spuds | miss wilko |
| Fighting Forth | flagstoning |
| Heavenly HTFC | lee the pig |
| Ledbury FC | sink or swim |
| Maddness Friday | impossibility |
| Green House Test | ozone layer |
| Skellington United | grim reaper |
| Cyborg Rovers | metal heads |
| FC Gremlin | i made this |
| Shearer's XXX | sexy football |
| 5 Nations Select | rule brittania |
| Wigan 98-98 | egg chasers |
| Classic Ipswitch | bald fritz |
| Chalton Stars | valley boys |
| Best of Spurs | diamond lights |
| Everton Stars | duncnnomore |
| Forest Stars | men in tights |
| Wednesday Stars | barmy army |
| Boro Stars | emmersons woe |
| Coventry Stars | lady godiva |
| Soton Stars | dell boys |
| Dons Stars | fash the cash |
| Newcastle Stars | down the toon |
| Villa Stars | bit of claret |
| Leicester Stars | fruit n veg |
| West Ham Stars | wright buy |
| Derby Stars | ram raiders |
| Arsenal 70-90 | tea total |
| Leed's United All-Stars | bremners boot |
| Liverpool 77-98 | scouse perms |
| Chelsea Stars | foreign legion |
| Blackburn 94-95 | down down down |
| Busby Babes | sir matt |
| 24 extra teams | prem clubs |
| 24 joke teams | tff teams |
-Some codes from: ray146@hotmail.com, luke.greg@england.com, and J.Macdonald2@cns.norfolk.sch.uk
| Home Team Score Modifier | 800F44FC 00?? |
| Home Team Scores 9 | 800F44FC 0009 |
| Home Team Scores Always 0 | 800F44FC 0000 |
| Away Team Score Modifier | 800F44F8 00?? |
| Away Team Scores 9 | 800F44F8 0009 |
| Away Team Scores Always 0 | 800F44F8 0000 |
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Gennie!
A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.
On the third tee, the husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair.
Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.
They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke the window?
Uh yeah, we're very sorry about that, the husband replied.
"Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
"Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
"No problem," said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do."
"And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
"I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
"Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name" the genie said.
"And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
"Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
"Why, we're both thirty-five," she responded breathlessly.
"No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"
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