At the main menu, press Circle, Left, Right, Circle, Up, R2. A "Cheat" selection will appear on the options screen, allowing God mode, all weapons, infinite ammunition, infinite oxygen, no chestbursting, and level selection. -From: kissace69@hotmail.com

Research mode

At the main menu, press Square, Up, Down, Circle, Left, R1. A "Research Mode" selection will appear on the options screen. This mode allows you to change some of the game's Aliens and Facehuggers (shrinking them, making them wire-framed, semi-transparent, etc.). This is done by highlighting various sequences of grid squares. -From: kissace69@hotmail.com

Game Shark Codes

Max Reverse Joker Command	D00BDB92 ????
Infinite Health	8010D620 2400
Infinite Chestburst Time	8005162C 0000
Infinite Pistol Ammo	8011BCC4 0064
Infinite Shotgun Rounds	3011BCD6 00FF
Infinite Shotgun Ammo	8011BCC6 0064
Infinite Pulse Rifle Rounds	3011BCD8 00FF
Infinite Pulse Rifle Ammo	8011BCC8 0064
Infinite Flamethrower Rounds	3011BCDA 00FF
Infinite Flamethrower Ammo	8011BCCA 0064
Infinite Electric Gun Rounds	3011BCDC 00FF
Infinite Electric Gun Ammo	8011BCCC 0064
Infinite Grenade Launcher Rounds	3011BCDE 00FF
Infinite Grenade Launcher Ammo	8011BCCE 0064
Infinite Laser Rounds	3011BCE0 00FF
Infinite Laser Ammo	8011BCD0 0064
Infinite Rocket Launcher Rounds	3011BCE2 00FF
Infinite Rocket Launcher Ammo	8011BCD2 0064
Infinite Small Medipacks	8011BCE4 0009
Infinite Medium Medipacks	8011BCE6 0009
Infinite Large Medipacks	8011BCE8 0009
Infinite Flashlight	8011BCFC 00FF
Infinite Portable Autodoc	3011BD02 00FF
All Weapons	3011BCBC 00FF
Items Never Decrease	800525AE 0000
Stop Timer	8005C356 0000
Press Select For More Time	D00BDB92 FFFE 8011BE0C 7080

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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.

On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new room, "Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin."

This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.

She responded:

My first husband was an IBM Sales Representative who spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, how great it was going to be, but never delivered.

My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised he would send me documentation.

My third husband was from Field Services and repeatedly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up.

My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and you know the old saying - 'Those who CAN, DO; those who can't, teach.'

My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver.

My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.

My seventh husband was from Finance and administration. He knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.

My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it.

My ninth husband was a Marketing Manager. Even though he had the product, he just wasn't sure how to position it.

My tenth husband was a psychiatrist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about it.

My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.

My twelfth husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was collect stamps."

- God I miss him!

So now I've married you, and I'm really excited."

"Why is that," asked the lawyer.

"Well, it should be obvious! You're a lawyer!! I just know I'm going to really get screwed this time!"