RESULT	CHEAT CODE
Auto-cannon	zeus-23
Avionics package	who-dat-who-dat-huh
Begin recording demo file	demowrite
Camouflage	go-me-the-ghillie
EMD	betterthantesla
Hive missiles	oneshotonekill
Meson cannon	noheisenberg
Mission complete	imawuss
Nuclear weapon	iambecomedeath
Play demo file	demoplay
Spawn 10 new enemies	add-mob
Spawn new enemy	add-mrcranky
Stop recording demo file	demostop
Toggle auto-pilot	takethestick
Toggle mission as success or failure	imasissycrybaby
View credits	cuethecredits

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A woman recently lost her husband. She had him cremated and brought his ashes home. One day she picked up the urn he was in and poured him out on the counter.

Then she started talking to him, and tracing her fingers in the ashes, she said, "You know that fur coat you promised me, Irving?" She answered by saying, "I bought it with the insurance money!"

She then said, "Irving, remember that new car you promised me?" She answered again saying, "Well, I bought it with the insurance money!"

Still tracing her finger in the ashes, she said, "Irving, remember that blowjob I promised you? Here it comes..."