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Wing Commander: Kilrathi Saga


(Last updated October 21, 1998)

  • Invincibility with any name

    Note: This procedure involves editing a game file; create a backup copy of the files before proceeding. Using a text editor, edit the "wingcmdr.cfg" and "wc2.cfg" files for Wing Commander 1 and Wing Commander 2. Both files should be edited to contain "-k -b".

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    Mildred was a 93 year-old woman who was particularly despondent over the recent death of her husband Earl. She decided that she would just kill herself and join him in death.

    Thinking that it would be best to get it over with quickly, she took out Earl's old Army pistol and made the decision to shoot herself in the heart since it was so badly broken in the first place.

    Not wanting to miss the vital organ and become paralyzed, she called her doctor's office to inquire as to just exactly where the heart would be. "On a woman," the doctor said, "your heart would be just below your left breast."

    Later that night, Mildred was admitted to the hospital with a gunshot wound to her left knee.




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