CHEAT CODE	RESULT
PDL	Mine secret level
POW	Super engines
BIF	Fast boats
WIN	Slow boats
SML	Radio controlled boat
BAA	Small boats
EPS	Championship mode
BIG	Big head mode
PBR	Slalom mode
PBR	Slalom
FAN	Minnow class catamarans
DIP	Pike class catamarans
URN	Barracuda class catamarans
FLY	Unknown
BAD	Unknown
HID	Unknown
MOP	Unknown
ZIP	Unknown

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Muldoon, the farmer, lived alone in the countryside with his pet dog of many years. Eventually, his dog died of old age. Muldoon went to the parish priest.

"Father, my dear old dog is dead. Could you be saying a mass for the poor creature?"

Father Patrick replied, "Muldoon, I'm sorry to hear of your dog's death, but we can't be holding services for an animal in the church. However, there's a new denomination down the road, and maybe they would do something for the animal."

Muldoon said, "Thank you, Father. Do you think $500 is enough to donate for the service?"

The Father quickly responded, "Son! Why didn't you tell me the dog was Catholic?!"