(Last updated December 30, 1998)

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      Triple cargo hold

      Search underwater to the left of the base on the Medieval level to find a 3x Cargo Hold.

      Church bonus

      Crash into the church on the Medieval level at high speed to find a power-up.

  • Cheat Codes

    While playing a game, hold [Left Shift] and type one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function:

    All weaponshhroqtat
    Level skipterhsrer
    Repair damagecchaserq
    Complete current levelherhsore
    Complete all levelsqheroest
    Enable all cheatscheatseq

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