Tom Clancy's SSN

(Last updated July 1, 1999)

Cheat Codes

While playing a game, press B to display the communication panel, type "cisco sez", then press [Enter] to enable cheat mode. Press B to display the communication panel, enter one of the following codes, then press [Enter] to activate the corresponding cheat function:

RESULT	CHEAT CODE
Invisible to opponents	engage cloaking device
Destroy selected target	boom
Display all targets on sonar	see them
Super torpedo	eat lead
Repair damage	heal me
Change targeted sub or ship to be friendly	be my buddy
Turn submarine around	flip her
Submarine can fly	zepplin
Stop submarine	drop anchor

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A guy dies and goes to heaven. It's a slow day for St. Peter, so, upon passing the entrance test, St. Peter says, "I'm not very busy today, why don't you let me show you around?" The guy thinks this is a great idea and graciously accepts the offer.

St. Peter shows him all the sights - the golf course, the reading room and library, the observation room, the cafeteria and finally, they come to a HUGE room full of clocks. The guy asks, "What's up with these clocks?"

St. Peter explains, "Everyone on earth has a clock that shows how much time he has left on earth. When a clock runs out of time, the person dies and comes to the Gates to be judged." The guy thinks this makes sense but notices that some of the clocks are going faster than others. He asks why is that?

St. Peter explains, "Every time a living person tells a lie, it speeds his clock."

This also makes sense, so the guy takes one last look around the room before leaving and notices one clock in the center of the ceiling. On this clock, both hands are spinning at an unbelievable rate. So he asks, "What's the story with that clock?"

"Oh, that," St. Peter replies, "That's President Clinton's clock. We decided to use it as a fan."