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SimCity 2000
(Last updated December 9, 1997)
Strategy Guide
Extra money
Start a new city and type "fund" to issue a bond at 25% interest. Select the "Yes" option to confirm. Repeat this step to issue a second bond. Then, enter the budget window and issue a real bond. The interest should now be displayed as ".%". Select the "Yes" option to confirm. Your city should now receive approximately $1 million per a year.
While playing a game, press [Ctrl] + [F3]. Then, click on the "Rotate Counterclockwise" icon. Click on the resize box in the lower right corner of City Window. Click on the status window. Click on the "Population" icon. Click anywhere in the city window. Pull down the "Disasters" menu and select the horizontal line between "Riots" and "No Disasters".
Shoot down helicopter (DOS and Windows versions)
Click on the centering tool, then click on the helicopter.
Cheat Codes (DOS version)
While playing a game, type one of the following codes. Note: Some codes are version specific and may not work as stated.
| CHEAT CODE |
RESULT |
| vers | Display version |
| memy | Memory check |
| test | Memory test |
| joke | Pirate Squid Club picture |
| damn, darn, or heck | Residential areas rezoned to churches |
| porn | Lose $3,000 |
| cass | Gain $250 (85%) or disaster (15%) [Note] |
Note: Using the "Gain $250" code more than twice in a year may result in a fire.
Cheat Codes (Windows version)
While playing a game, click and hold on the Toolbar and type one of the following codes:
| CHEAT CODE |
RESULT |
| oivaizmir | Debug menu |
| buddamus | $500,000 and all rewards |
| torg | $1 million income per year |
| joke | Pirate Squid Club picture |
| mrsoleary | Start a fire |
| noah | Start a flood |
| moses | Stop a flood |
| gomorrah | Start a nuclear disaster |
| gilmartin | Receive a military base |
| damn, darn, or heck | Residential areas rezoned to churches |
| cass | Gain $250 (85%) or disaster (15%) [Note] |
Note: Using the "Gain $250" code more than twice in a year may result in a fire.
Cheat Codes (Windows 95 version)
While playing a game, type one of the following codes:
| CHEAT CODE |
RESULT |
| priscilla | Debug menu |
| imacheat | $500,000, all rewards |
| fund | $10,000 bond at 25% interest |
| joke | Pirate Squid Club picture |
| noah | Start a flood |
| gilmartin | Receive a military base |
| cass | Gain $250 (85%) or disaster (15%) [Note] |
Note: Using the "Gain $250" code more than twice in a year may result in a fire.


A man was in a terrible accident, and his "manhood" was mangled and torn from his body. His doctor assured him that modern medicine could give him back his manhood, but that his insurance wouldn't cover the surgery, since it was considered cosmetic. The doctor said that the cost would be $3500 for small, $6500 for medium, and $14,000 for large. The man was sure he wanted a large, but the doctor urged him to talk it over with his wife before he made any decision. The man called his wife on the phone and explained their options. The doctor came back into the room, and found the man looking quite dejected. "Well, what have the two of you decided?" asked the doctor. The man answered, "She'd rather remodel the kitchen."
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