CHEAT CODE	RESULT
jenn	Black colony infinite health
susi	Yellow colony infinite health
rand	Yellow ants 100% health
will	Always win fights against red ants
jeff	Start colony in every patch
erad	Starvation
HOLE	Dig holes
just	10 Queen ants
mick	Reverse spider
Queen or Qeen	Add red queen
queen or qeen	Add black queen
FUND	Obtain useless $10,000
joke	Display a joke
oops	Burping sound
fred	View ending sequence

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A blonde and a brunette are running a ranch together in Louisiana. They decide they need a bull to mate with their cows to increase their herd. The brunette takes their life savings of $600 dollars and goes to Texas to buy a bull.

She eventually meets with an old cowboy that will sell her a bull. "It's the only one I got for $599, take it or leave it." She buys the bull and goes to the local telegram office and says, "I'd like to send a telegram to my friend in Louisiana that says: Have found the stud bull for our ranch, bring the trailer."

The man behind the counter tells her, "Telegrams to anywhere in the U.S. are $.75 per word." She thinks about it for a moment and decides. "I'd like to send one word, please." "And what word would that be?" inquires the man.

"Comfortable." replies the brunette.

The man asks, "I'm sorry miss, but how is your friend gonna understand this telegram?"

The brunette replies, "My friend is blonde and reads REAL slow, when she gets this, she will see COM-FOR-DA-BULL."