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Revenant


(Last updated November 20, 1999)

  • Cheat Codes

    While playing a game, press [Enter], then type one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function:

    RESULT CHEAT CODE
    Infinite health, magic and staminaalreadydead
    Infinite mana, all spells and crestsabracadabra
    Increase life, mana and staminanoamnesia
    Extra potionspotionsnlotions
    Five of each foodgimmesomegrub
    999,999 goldalchemy
    One-hit killsnahkranoth
    Disable monster AIdummies
    Press [F12] for game editordebug
    Unknownlookunderthehood
    Unknownspell pouch
    Unknownpotionmix

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    jokes



    jokes


    How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.

    Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can't even afford a washing machine will never Be able to support you.

    Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.

    How do you know when a woman's about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with "A man once told me..."

    How do you fix a woman's watch? You don't. There's a clock on the oven!

    Why do men pass gas more than women do? Because women won't shut up long enough to build up pressure.

    If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, which do you let in first? The dog of course...at least he'll shut up after you let him in.

    All wives are alike, but they have different faces so you can tell them apart.

    What's worse than a Male Chauvinist Pig? A woman that won't do what she's told.

    What do you call a woman with two brain cells? Pregnant.

    I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was always.

    I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months - I don't like to interrupt her.

    What do you call a woman who has lost 95% of her intelligence? Divorced.

    Bigamy is having one wife too many. Some say monogamy is the same.

    Scientists have discovered one certain food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%...wedding cake




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