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Postal


(Last updated December 17, 1997)

  • Cheat Codes

    While playing a game, enter one of the following codes:

    CHEAT CODE RESULT
    theresnoplacelikeozLevel skip
    iamsolameInvincibility
    healthful100% health
    thickskinLess damage
    carrymore50 more shotgun shells
    gimmedatAll items, full health
    dawholeenchiladaMissiles and grenades
    breakyosakShotgun shells
    myteamouse20 fire extinguishers
    shellfestSpray cannon
    flamenstein200 flame thrower rounds
    shotgun50-100 shot gun shells
    thebestgunSpray cannon
    lobitfarGrenade and fire extinguisher
    titaniiiMissiles, heatseekers
    sternomatFireball gun
    firehurler200 flame thrower rounds
    crotchbombMine field bombs
    hesstillgoodReturn from dead
    explodaramaGrenades, missiles, heatseekers

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    A macho man married a beautiful young thing girl. On their honeymoon, he laid down the rules. "Now here's the way it's gonna be: I'll go hunting or fishing or card-playing or drinking with my buddies anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll come home anytime I want to, with no hassle from you. And I'll expect dinner to be on the table whenever I get here, with no hassle from you. Those are my rules. Do you understand?"

    His new bride smiled sweetly and said, "Of course, dear. That's fine. But I have one little rule of my own: I'm gonna have sex here every night at seven o'clock-whether you're here or not!"




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