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NHL 2003
(Last updated November 6, 2002)
Get the puck to the offensive zone near the blue line. Hold Deflection/Short Block while shooting. One of your players should skate to the front of the net and deflect the puck in.
If you are skating with someone that has a very high rank in the Deke category such as Joe Sakic, Paul Kariya, etc., once you get past the opposition's blue line, press Down, then press Auto Deke. Immediately after he is done with the Deke, press Shoot. You will score about 95% of the time. Also, take any big shooter and let him take a slapshot directly in the middle of the hash marks. Shoot for the top corner. This will work about 90% of the time. If a defender is on you, once in three zone move to the left or right, then cut back left or right and take you slapshot.
When entering a name for a created player, use an existing NHL player's name. A prompt will confirm that the player is in the database and then ask if you want to create a player like him. Select "Yes" and you will receive his face type and picture for you player. You can then enter any name and stats once you have finished.
Create a player and enter one of the following names. The game will complete his abilities and stats. Some players will also have a portrait.
- Adam Hall
- Alfie Michaud
- Barry Richter
- Ben Simon
- Blake Bellefeuille
- Brad Moran
- Brian Sutherby
- Chris Ferraro
- Corey Hirsch
- Dave Morisset
- David Nemirovsky
- Derek Mackenzie
- Eric Fichaud
- Evgeny Konstantinov
- Greg Crozier
- Greg Pankewicz
- Guy Hebert
- Ivan Huml
- Jakub Cutta
- Jason LaBarbera
- Jason Zent
- Johan Witehall
- Kay Whitmore
- Larry Murphy
- Mark Fitzpatrick
- Marquis Mathieu
- Martin Brochu
- Matt Herr
- Matt Higgins
- Michel Larocque
- Raffi Torres
- Rene Corbet
- Rich Parent
- Rick Tabaracci
- Sascha Goc
- Scott Fankhouser
- Ty Jones
- Xavier Delisle
- Alfie Michaud
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A woman was leaving a 7-11 with her morning coffee when she noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse about 50 feet behind. Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a leash. Behind her were 200 women walking single file. The woman couldn't stand the curiosity. She respectfully approached the woman walking the dog and said, "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb you, but I've never seen a funeral like this. Whose funeral is it?"
The woman replied, "Well, that first hearse is for my husband."
"What happened to him?"
The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband when the dog turned on her."
A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two women. "Can I borrow the dog?"
"Get in line!"
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