While playing a game, press [Esc] to return to the main menu. Then, repeatedly type "dougmatic" until the menu disappears. Press Esc to enable cheat mode. Now enter one of the following codes:

CHEAT CODE	RESULT
giveme	All weapons
loadme	Unlimited ammo
healme	Full health
protectme	Invincibility
moveme	Saved games have all locations
killem	Kill everything on level
agent	Switch agent

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A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged, balding man standing at the counter methodically placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them. He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them.

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'"

"But why?" asks the man.

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies.