CHEAT NEWS
Messiah
(Last updated April 3, 2000)
While playing a game, press [Esc], then type one of the following codes at a constant pace to activate the corresponding cheat function:
| RESULT | CHEAT CODE |
| Bob is invincible | ucantkillme |
| Disable invincibility | fleshnblood |
| AI disabled | braindead |
| AI enabled | einstein |
| AI vision disabled | icantsee |
| AI vision enabled | icanseeu |
| Camera is fixed | freezecam |
| Camera is free | thawcam |
| Character wireframe enabled | charwireon |
| Character wireframe disabled | charwireoff |
| World wireframe enabled | worldwireon |
| World wireframe disabled | worldwireoff |
| Polygon count enabled | onpolycount |
| Polygon count disabled | offpolycount |
| End current game | toohardforme |
| Spawn Armored Behemoth | mynightmare |
| Spawn Barman | bestfriend |
| Spawn Bazooka | voodooextreme |
| Spawn Bazooka | bigbang |
| Spawn Behemoth | onsteroids |
| Spawn Bouncer | letmein |
| Spawn Buzzsaw | buzzbuzz |
| Spawn Chot 1 | smellyguy |
| Spawn Chot 2 | nohygiene |
| Spawn Chot 3 | idontdance |
| Spawn Chot 4 | scumbucket |
| Spawn Chot Behemoth | smellysteroids |
| Spawn Chot Dwarf | chotling |
| Spawn Companion Bot | keepmecompany |
| Spawn Dancer 1 | bustamove |
| Spawn Dancer 2 | cutarug |
| Spawn DJ | mixalot |
| Spawn Domina | incharge |
| Spawn Female Dweller 1 | janeplain |
| Spawn Female Dweller 2 | jillplain |
| Spawn Flamethrower | lightmeup |
| Spawn Fungirl | fungirl |
| Spawn Grenades | softwarebuys |
| Spawn Grenades | getsome |
| Spawn Gun Commander | guncmndr |
| Spawn Harpoon Gun | stickaround |
| Spawn Heavy Cop | hcop |
| Spawn Hung | specialguy |
| Spawn Light Cop | lcop |
| Spawn Machinegun | rapidfire |
| Spawn Maimer | slicendice |
| Spawn Male Dweller 1 | averagejoe |
| Spawn Male Dweller 2 | averagejack |
| Spawn Male Dweller 3 | averagejohn |
| Spawn Maser | coolfx |
| Spawn Medic | heydoc |
| Spawn Medium Cop | mcop |
| Spawn Offensive Bot | addedfirepower |
| Spawn Pak Gun | cooloff |
| Spawn Pimp Daddy | tophat |
| Spawn Prost 1 | workit |
| Spawn Prost 2 | mansdream |
| Spawn Pumpgun | boomstick |
| Spawn Radiation Worker | glowstick |
| Spawn Rat | varmint |
| Spawn Riot Cop | rcop |
| Spawn Scientist | egghead |
| Spawn Subgirl 1 | femfatale |
| Spawn Subgirl 2 | nastyone |
| Spawn Waitress | bringmeadrink |
| Spawn Weapon Ammo | gamespot |
| Spawn Weapon Ammo | illbeback |
| Spawn Welder | cantseemyface |
| Spawn Welding Torch | weldme |
| Spawn Worker | workinman |
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Three blondes are attempting to change a light bulb. One of them decides to call 911:
Blonde: We need help. We're three blondes changing a light bulb.
Operator: Hmmmmm. You put in a fresh bulb?
Blonde: Yes.
Operator: The power in the house in on?
Blonde: Of course.
Operator: And the switch is on?
Blonde: Yes, yes.
Operator: And the bulb still won't light up?
Blonde: No, it's working fine.
Operator: Then what's the problem?
Blonde: We got dizzy spinning the ladder around and we all fell and hurt ourselves.
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