Use Windows Explorer to enter the game directory and create a copy of the "windows.fit" file and name it as "ixtlriimceourl". Note: The file must be renamed "buymechcommander.2" in earlier versions of the game. Copy and rename "windows.fit" so both filenames are present if the game's patch status is unknown. Then, enter one of the following codes at the indicated screen to activate the corresponding cheat function. If you entered the code correctly, you will hear a sound. Note: Repeated use of some of the codes may crash the game.

RESULT	SCREEN	CHEAT CODE
Toggle God mode	During mission	osmium
All weapons	During mission	hereitcomes
Restore ammo and armor	During mission	lorrie
Heal wounded pilots	During mission	healall
Press B + Left Mouse Button for unlimited artillery strikes	During mission	lordbunny
1,000,000 resource points	Logistics phase	poundofflesh
Successfully complete mission	During mission	[Ctrl] + [Alt] + W
Maximum gunnery skill fur current mission	During mission	deadeye
No weight limit on current mission	Logistics phase	rockandrollpeople
Charts the map	During mission	[Ctrl] + L
Full map	During mission	mineeyeshaveseentheglory
Display frame rate graph	During mission	framegraph

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A Marine colonel on his way home from work at the Pentagon came to a dead halt in traffic and thought to himself. "Wow, this traffic seems worse than usual. Nothing's even moving." He notices a police officer walking back and forth between the lines of cars so he rolls down his window and asks, "Excuse me, Officer, what's the hold up?"

The Officer replies, "The President is just so depressed about the thought of moving with Hillary to New York that he stopped his motorcade in the middle of the Beltway and he's threatening to douse himself in gasoline and set himself on fire. He says his family hates him and he doesn't have the money to pay for the new house. I'm walking around taking up a collection for him.

"Oh really? How much have you collected so far?"

"So far only about three hundred gallons but I've got a lot of folks still siphoning!"