RESULT	CHEAT CODE
EA Sports team	ORRS HEROES
Tiberon team	LOIN CLOTH
All Time Leaders team	LEADERS
All Time All Madden team	COACH
All '60s team	PAC ATTACK
All '70s team	STEELCURTAIN
All '80s team	GOLD RUSH
NFC Pro Bowl team	ALOHA
AFC Pro Bowl team	LUAU
Astrodome	JETSONS
Cleveland Browns stadium	DAWGPOUND
Old Miami Dolphins stadium	DANDAMAN
Old Oakland stadium	SNAKE
Old Tampa Bay stadium	BIG SOMBRERO
RFK stadium	OLDDC
Tiburon Sports Complex	SHARKSFIN
Wild West stadium	GHOST TOWN
Improved defensive backs	LEECH
Easy catches	GLOVES
Long kicks	BIGFOOT
Stiffer arm	JACKHAMMER

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The LAPD, the FBI, & the CIA are all trying to prove that they are the best at apprehending criminals. The President decides to give them a test. He releases a rabbit into a forest and each of them has to catch it.

The CIA goes in. They place animal informants throughout the forest. They question all plant and mineral witnesses. After three months of extensive investigations they conclude that rabbits do not exist.

The FBI goes in. After two weeks with no leads they burn the forest, killing everything in it, including the rabbit and they make no apologies. The rabbit had it coming.

The LAPD goes in. They come out two hours later with a badly beaten bear. The bear is yelling: "Okay, okay, I'm a rabbit, I'm a rabbit."