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Madden NFL 2003


(Last updated September 8, 2002)

Strategy Guide

  • Infinite creation points

    Go to "Rosters", then choose "Edit Player". Select the players that you want to be rated 99. Go to his attributes, then increase everything.

  • Easy tokens

    Play two-minute drill and choose to play four players, all with your profile. Set "Fire" for the defense and the Vikings as your teams. Next, use Singleback 4WR All Streaks for touchdowns all the time.

  • Cheerleader and Pump Up Crowd cards

    Successfully complete the "Game Situation" challenges in mini-camp mode. The Cheerleader or Pump Up Crowd cards for the team will be unlocked.

  • Over the shoulder catch

    When throwing the ball to a receiver that is running a fly route, lob the pass (tap the button) instead of throwing a bullet (holding the button). The receiver should catch the ball over his shoulder.

  • Better quarterback accuracy

    Note what kind of quarterback you are passing with. If you have someone such as Kurt Warner, you may have better accuracy if you set your feet, then throw the ball. If you have someone like Donovan McNabb, you might have better luck throwing on the run.

  • Better draft pick

    If you have a first place team and you know its going to be very late in the draft, trade with a last place team. Sometimes you can even get a first and second round pick for just your first. This is a very good way to get young players on your already good team.

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    Gennie!
    A couple went golfing one day at a very exclusive course lined with million dollar homes.
    On the third tee, the husband cautioned, Honey, be careful when you drive. If we break one of those windows, it'll cost us a fortune to repair.
    Of course, she immediately shanked her drive right through the window of the biggest house on the course. The husband cringed, I warned you to watch out! Now we'll have to go up there and apologize and see how much that lousy drive is going to cost us.
    They walked up, knocked on the door, and a warm voice said, "Come on in". When they opened the door they saw glass all over the place and a broken antique bottle lying on its side near the broken window. A man reclining on the couch asked, Are you the people that broke the window?
    Uh yeah, we're very sorry about that, the husband replied.
    "Oh, no apology is necessary. Actually I want to thank you. You see, I'm a genie, and I've been trapped in that bottle for a thousand years. Now that you've released me, I'm allowed to grant three wishes. I'll give you each one wish, and I'll keep the last one for myself."
    "Wow, that's great!" the husband said. He pondered a moment and blurted out, "I'd like a million dollars a year for the rest of my life."
    "No problem," said the genie, "You've got it. I have already put a million dollars in your bank account. It's the least I can do."
    "And now you, young lady, what do you want?" the genie asked.
    "I'd like to own a gorgeous home complete with servants in every country in the world," she said.
    "Consider it done. The deeds are now in your name" the genie said.
    "And now," the couple both asked in unison, "what's your wish, genie?"
    "Well, since I've been trapped in that bottle and haven't been with a woman in a thousand years, my wish is to have sex with your wife."
    The husband looked at his wife and said, "Gee, honey, you know we both now have a fortune, and all those houses. What do you think?"
    She mulled it over for a few moments and said, "You know, you're right. Considering all that, I guess I wouldn't mind."
    The genie and the woman went upstairs where he ravished her for the rest of the afternoon. Both satisfied each other repeatedly, and afterwards, the genie rolled over and looked at the wife and asked, "How old are you and your husband?"
    "Why, we're both thirty-five," she responded breathlessly.
    "No shit! Thirty-five years old and both of you still believe in genies?"




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