RESULT	NAME
All Arcade tracks	ALLTRACKSPLEASE
All Arcade cars	ALLTHECARSNOW
All Championship cars	ENDOFFERS
All LeMans cars	LEMANSOFFERS
All Run cars	1999CHEATCARS
99 BMW LMP in training mode	19BMW99
99 Audi Roadster in training mode	1999AUDI
99 Toyota in training mode	TOYOTA1999
Easy racing	MAKEITPEASY
Return to normal racing	MAKEITNORMAL
Deborah in training mode	DEBORACING
Deborah in run mode	DEBORALM

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A minister passed a group of teenaged boys sitting on the church lawn. "Evening, boys. What are you doing?"

"Nothing much, Pastor," replied the one lad. "We're just seeing who can tell the biggest lie about his sex life."

"Boys, boys, boys!" intoned the minister. "I'm shocked. When I was your age, I never thought about sex at all."

The boys looked at each other and then said in unison, "You win, Pastor!"