Kingdom O' Magic

Select a character and a quest, then begin a game. Now locate an area with minimum action (no CD-ROM activity) and no wandering monsters (Goliath the Dwarf, Orcs and Ring Wraiths). Examples of such areas include "The Boardwalk Bridge", "The Mountain Path" and "The Valley O' The Gorgon". Then, type one of the following case-sensitive codes and press [Return] to activate the corresponding cheat function. Note: When obtaining an object, it will disappear from its original location in the game.

Note: Select an object name code from the following list.

Object name codes

OBJECT	OBJECT NAME CODE
70's clothes for Shaz	SHRN70
70's clothes for Sidney	THID70
Aluminium baseball bat	BBBAT
Barrel	BARREL
Big book o' spells	BSPELL
Big cork	BGCORK
Big spanner	BGSPAN
Brochure o' sun, sea and tomfoolery	BROSHR
Carte blanche (toilet paper)	DUNNYP
Child in a cage	CAGE
Comedy mallet	MALLET
Cow	COW
Crank handle	HANDLE
Credit sign	CREDIT
Dirty great axe	DGAXE
Dodgy flame thrower	FLAMTH
Donuts	DONUTS
Door entry card	DRCARD
Drugged beef	DRGBEF
Duvet (20 tog)	DUVET
Elven gift voucher	VOUCHR
Empty box	EMPBOX
Eye-on-a-stick?	ISTICK
Fist o' the western star?	FIST
Giant candle	CANDLE
Giant raisins	RAISEN
Gingerbread man cutter	GMANCT
Golden ornament	GOLORN
Golden platform shoes	PLATSH
Goliath the dwarf	DWARF
Hairspray	HARSPY
Hamster	HAMSTR
Hand mirror	HANMIR
Harpic flushmatic	HARFLS
Hay	HAY
Ice	ICE
Jar o' lightning?	JARLIT
Kingdom O' Magic action figure from cave	ACTION
Lighter	LIGHTR
List of instructions	INSTRU
Long sock with a cricket ball in it	LNGSCK
Magic beans	MAGBNS
Microphone	MICPHN
Mobile phone	MOBPHN
Orc disguise	ORCDIS
Palantir stone	PLNTR1
Paper bag	PAPBAG
Parrot	PARROT
Parrot in a sack	PARSAC
Potassium grail	POTGRL
Rolling pin	RLLPIN
Rope	ROPE
Saber o' light	SABER
Sack	SACK
Sailors big book o' knots	BKNOTS
Secret plans	SGMAN
Sheep	SHEEP
Small key	SMKEY
Spare hair	SPRHAR
Spell o' airstrike	SPLAIR
Spell o' cabbage	SPLCAB
Spell o' dwarf	SPLDWF
Spell o' floater	SPLFLT
Spell o' incontinence	SPLINC
Spell o' invisibility	SPLINV
Spell o' kick in the shins	SPLKIK
Spell o' kolgate shield	SPLKOL
Spell o' left the gas on	SPLGAS
Spell o' sloooo moooo	SPLSLO
Spell o' teleport	SPLTLP
Spell o' wizbang	SPLWZB
Steam powered chainsaw	CHAINS
Stilt plans	STILTP
Suit o' finest asbestos	SUITAS
Suspicious french stick	DOSWRD
Sword o' much greatness	SWORD2
Sword o' normalness	SWORD1
Talisman o' dancing	TALODC
Trendai glasses	TRENDI
Tupperware	TUPRWR
Visitor's book	VSBOOK
Wand o' cattle prodding	CTPROD
Wedding gift	WEDGIF
Wedding list and invitation	WEDLST
White sheet	WSHEET
Wig	WIG
Wool	WOOL
Woolen underthings	WUNDER
Little yellow fellow	YELFEL

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White House staffers were perplexed one morning to see Bill Clinton walk in to the Oval Office with a pair of woman's panties on his arm. Somewhat used to the president's tendencies, they let it go and went about their daily tasks.

The day wore on; several VIPs were ushered in and out of the Oval Office for meetings with Clinton about important affairs of the state. Each one left with a puzzled expression on their face but no one dared ask about the President's personal business.

Finally, Betty Currie, Clinton's loyal secretary walked into the office between appointments and gently closed the door behind her. "Mr. President," she said, "We've come to expect many unusual things from you but we're all quite concerned that you seem to be wearing a pair of woman's panties on your arm. Please tell me this doesn't mean more trouble."

"Oh no," the President grinned. "It's The Patch. I'm trying to quit."