CHEAT CODE	RESULT
iamapoophead	God mode
scoobysnack	200% energy
opensezme	All keys
whoopdang	All weapons and ammo
bodybags	All Tess' objects
mad dog	Double barreled shotgun
stryder	Five of weapon 7
john woo	Double pistols [Note]
idkfa	Suicide
burger	Unknown
edge	Unknown
crypto	Temporary walk speed boost to selected hero
chow yun fat	Unknown
garylake	Unknown

Note: Enter this code as a name.

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A retired gentleman went into the social security office to apply for Social Security. After waiting in line a long time he got to the counter. The woman behind the counter asked him for his drivers' license to verify his age. He looked in his pockets and realized he had left his wallet at home.

He told the woman that he was very sorry but he seemed to have left his wallet at home. "Will I have to go home and come back now?" he asks.

The woman says, "Unbutton your shirt."

He opens his shirt revealing lots of curly silver hair.

She says, "That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me.", and she processes his Social Security application.

When he gets home, the man excitedly tells his wife about his experience at the Social Security office.

She says, "You should have dropped your pants, you might have qualified for disability, too."