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Janes Fleet Command

Never send just one plane anywhere; fights will be
better if you send a pair of fighters, even when identifying
unknown craft. 

Lead your air assaults with HARM missile-equipped
planes. These missiles hone in on the enemy's active radar,
taking it out and shutting down the enemy's air defense. 

Years ago, the U.S. Navy taught its tactical-action
officers (the folks in charge of employing a ship's weapons)
to "shoot, shoot, look." You should do the same. Fire two
missiles at any incoming target. Wait to see the result, and
then fire again--if necessary. 

Swarm. Don't attack with a Harpoon here, a Maverick
there; hit the bad guys with everything you have. There is a
much greater chance of destroying your target if you swamp
its defenses. 

Stay cool. Don't use your radar or activate sonar until
you are in battle; otherwise, you'll give your position away.
If necessary, send a ship (called the picket ship) ahead of
your task force. Order this ship to light off its radar.
Hopefully, it will discover the waiting enemy; of course, it
might also discover ten cruise missiles headed its way--but
hey, life's full of little surprises. 
 

jokes



jokes


On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks, "And get me a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot drains its glass and bawls, "And get me another whisky you bitch". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking with another whisky but still no coffee.

Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's approach, "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get it now or I'll kick your ass".

Next moment both he and the parrot have been wrenched up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and says, "For someone who can't fly you're a lippy bastard!".




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