Note: This must be done on the server machine. Type "sv_cheats 1" at the console. Change the map with the "changelevel [map name]" console command. Then, type "tf_weapon_[weapon name]" at the console on any machine connected to the server to select that weapon.

Keep same number of rounds after switching weapons

Start a multi-player game and get the heavy weapons character. Have your Gatlin Gun ready and get ready to switch your gun. Have the gun that you want, ready then hold the Left Mouse Button for three seconds. You will hear the gun rotate. The gun you selected will have the same ammunition that the other gun. This also gives you an extra 192 shots with the shotguns.

Shoot with crowbar

Use the following steps to use the crowbar to shoot bullets from the chaingun or flame from a pyro. Change your class to an HW or Pyro. Then, use up all your ammo from your chaingun or flamethrower. After wasting all the ammo, get out the crowbar and hold the Right Mouse Button (or whatever displays your special ability menu) and run over a pack of ammo. You should now be able to shoot with your crowbar.

Dead scout sliding on the ground

Change your class to a scout. Go in the console, type "+reload", then go underwater in any level. Go in the console and type "kill". Wait for someone to get your pack, then you will be a zombie. To respawn again, go in the console and type "-reload".

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There was a blonde sitting on a plane in first class seats with an economy class ticket. The flight attendant asked to check her ticket.
'Excuse me' she said 'you only have an economy class ticket but you are sitting in first class. Could you please move to your allocated seat.'
The blonde was very stubborn and said 'Im blonde and beautiful and I'm going to New York.'
So the flight attendant went to another flight attendant and told her the problem. Her answer was the same.
'Im blonde and beautiful and Im going to new york.'
This went on throught 4 other flight attendants.
Finally they went to the captain and told him the problem.
He said 'I can handle this' and went to talk to her.
Hw whispered something in her ear and she got up and ran to economy class.
All the flight attendatns were shocked and they asked him how he did it.
He said 'I told her first class wasn't going to New York.'