CHEAT NEWS
Grand Theft Auto 3
(Last updated May 31, 2002)
You can fit more cars in your hideout's garage than you are supposed to. In district two, the garage should only hold two cars but you can fit four in (or five if they are small). Park the first two besides each other next to the wall. Then, park each car after that next to the door. Get out and the door will open. Quickly drive the car in before the door shuts. Now all three or four cars are saved. In order for this to work you need to park them very close together.
Copy some of your favorite MP3 files into the "mp3" folder in the game folder. Start the game and you will have a new radio station titled "mp3 player". Choose it to hear your own selections.
While playing a game, enter one of the following codes to activate the corresponding cheat function. If you entered the code correctly, the message "Cheat Activated" will appear. Note: Codes can be entered multiple times. For example, keep typing "gunsgunsguns" and you will have more ammunition as well as all guns. The "giveusatank" code can only be activated four times.
| RESULT | CHEAT CODE |
| All weapons | gunsgunsguns |
| Extra money | ifiwerearichman |
| Full health | gesundheit |
| Higher wanted level | morepoliceplease |
| Lower wanted level | nopoliceplease |
| Tank (Rhino) | giveusatank |
| Destroy all cars | bangbangbang |
| Change costume | ilikedressingup |
| Crazy pedestrians | itsallgoingmaaad |
| All pedestrians attack you | nobodylikesme |
| Pedestrians fight each other | weaponsforall |
| Time advances quicker | timeflieswhenyou |
| Very fast game clock | madweather |
| Faster game play | boooooring |
| 100% armor | tortoise |
| Clear weather | skincancerforme |
| Cloudy weather | ilikescotland |
| Rainy weather | ilovescotland |
| Foggy weather | peasoup |
| Invisible cars; wheels only | anicesetofwheels |
| Flying car | chittychittybb |
| Improved car handling | cornerslikemad |
| Gore mode | nastylimbscheat |
-From: MLarkin@houston.deepwater.com, josedawg@hotmail.com, d_dot_wu@hotmail.com, fieldcar@hotmail.com, tiggasimb@msn.com, and many others
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