When you start a match, change controls to the other team and hold [Keeper Rush] for the goalkeeper to rush out and get the ball. Pause the game while still holding [Keeper Rush] and change back to your side. The other goal keeper should keep rushing out and slide tacking you. Shoot from halfway and you should get a goal. Also for laughs, sometimes the goalkeeper grabs the ball meters from the box and nothing happens.

Cheat Codes

Note: This procedure involves editing a game file; create a backup copy of the file before proceeding. Use a text editor to edit the "soccer.ini" file in the game folder. Add one of the following lines to activate the corresponding cheat function:

RESULT	LINE
All teams unlocked	CHEAT_UNLOCKED_TEAMS=1
Aggressive tackles	AGGRESSIVE_TACKLE_CHEAT=1
Auto tackling	AUTO_TACKLING=1
Equal team statistics	CHEAT_EQUAL_TEAM_STATS=1
Tournament unlocked	UNLOCK_TOURNAMENT=1
Random teams	CHEAT_RANDOM_TEAMS=1
One on one mode	ONE_ON_ONE=1
Perfect goalkeeper	ABSOLUTELY_PERFECT_GOALIES=1
Practice mode	PRACTICE_MODE=1
Demo mode	DEMO_MODE=1
Windowed game	WINDOWED=1

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