ITEM	OBJECT NUMBER
Gold	2
Stoneskin potion	3
Health potion	4
Ring of invisibility	5
Vola's ring	6
Sabre	7
Rusty key	8
Gold key	9
Silver key	10
Amulet	11
Soul gem	12
Soul sword	13
Crowbar	14
Peg rune	15
Peg rune 2	16
Peg rune 3	17
Orc's blood	19
Orc's blood with ?	20
Spider's milk	21
Spider's milk with ?	22
Ectoplasm	23
Ectoplasm with ?	24
Hist sap	25
Hist sap with ?	26
Dwarven lore book	27
Dwarven gear	28
Glass vial	29
Glass vial filled with elixer	30
Iron weight	31
Bucket	32
Bucket full of water	33
Gauntlet rune	34
Elven artifact book	35
Redguard heroes book	37
Hammerfell book on flora	38
Map from makio	39
Leather pouch of gold	40
Crendel's stolen map	41
Silver boat	42
Shovel	43
Aloe	44
Torch	45
Monocle eyepiece	46
Flag	47
Silver locket	48
League insignia parchment	49
Joto's jail map	50
Flask of lillandril	51
Hundings tailsman	52
Izsara's journal	53
Feather	54
Kithral's journal The dead monk	55
Folks firmament book	56
Izara's journal locked	57
Star stone	58
Key to warehouse	59
Key izara's house	60
Spell	61
Glass bottle empty	64
Glass bottle with water	65
Glass bottle mixed with water and aloe	66
Strength potion	67
Bandage	68
Bandage with blood	69
Sabre	70
Sabre	71
Sabre	72
Sabre	73
Bone key	74

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Mr. Smith went to the Doctor's office to collect his wife's test results.

The receptionist says, "I'm sorry, sir, but there has been a bit of a mix-up and we have a problem. When we sent the samples from your wife to the lab, the samples from another Mrs. Smith were sent as well and we are now uncertain which one is your wife's. Frankly, that's either bad or terrible."

Mr. Smith says, "What do you mean?"

The receptionist replies, "Well, one Mrs. Smith has tested positive for Alzheimer disease and the other for AIDS. We cannot tell which is your wife."

Mr Smith exclaims, "That's terrible! What am I supposed to do now?"

The receptionist calmly replies, "The doctor recommends that you drop your wife off in the middle of town and if she finds her way home, don't go to bed with her."