RESULT	CHEAT CODE
Invincibility	you are sod
Full energy	noble
Extra life	gimmie jimmie
Maximum continues	onandonandon
1000 bullets	popquizhotshot
Maximum plasma gun	justwhatyouseepal
Maximum life and energy	threemileisland
Homing missile	apollo13
Stick figure mode	hatman
Access first five levels	slaugtherhouse
Access first 11 levels	romario
Access all levels	getthecheesetosickbay
Appear as Groucho Marx	pulsating
Appear with red afro	festering
Appear with black afro	bloated
Appear with antennae	pusfilled
Appear with big lips	sweaty
Appear with huge glasses	malformed
Appear with arrow in head	slugforabutt
Display framerate	framerate
Display development team	iddqd
Displays testing team	idkfa

Level passwords

LEVEL	PASSWORD
What the Heck	Kettle, Faucet, Cow, Faucet, Cow, Faucet
Down the Tubes	Paint, Faucet, TV, Faucet, Cone, TV
Pod races	Cone, Kettle, Cone, Cow, Cow, Kettle
Snot a Problem	Cow, Kettle, TV, Cow, Kettle, Paint
Level 5	TV, TV, Cow, Can, Cow, Hammer
Darkness	Kettle, Paint, Can, Faucet, Paint, Faucet
Peter Puppy	Cow, TV, Kettle, Cow, Kettle, Paint
Buttville	Can, TV, TV, Kettle, Cone, Cow
Andy Asteroids	Cone, Faucet, Cow, Cow, Cow, TV

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A 54 year old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one Friday evening that reads:

Dear Wife (that's what he called her):

I am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy 18 year old secretary.

When he arrived at the hotel there was a letter waiting for him that read as follows:

Dear Husband (that's what she called him): I too am 54 and by the time you receive this letter I will be at the Breakwater Hotel with my handsome and virile 18 year old toy boy.

You being an accountant will therefore appreciate that 18 goes into 54 many more times than 54 goes into 18.