RESULT	CHEAT CODE
Invincibility	you are sod
Full energy	noble
Extra life	gimmie jimmie
Maximum continues	onandonandon
1000 bullets	popquizhotshot
Maximum plasma gun	justwhatyouseepal
Maximum life and energy	threemileisland
Homing missile	apollo13
Stick figure mode	hatman
Access first five levels	slaugtherhouse
Access first 11 levels	romario
Access all levels	getthecheesetosickbay
Appear as Groucho Marx	pulsating
Appear with red afro	festering
Appear with black afro	bloated
Appear with antennae	pusfilled
Appear with big lips	sweaty
Appear with huge glasses	malformed
Appear with arrow in head	slugforabutt
Display framerate	framerate
Display development team	iddqd
Displays testing team	idkfa

Level passwords

LEVEL	PASSWORD
What the Heck	Kettle, Faucet, Cow, Faucet, Cow, Faucet
Down the Tubes	Paint, Faucet, TV, Faucet, Cone, TV
Pod races	Cone, Kettle, Cone, Cow, Cow, Kettle
Snot a Problem	Cow, Kettle, TV, Cow, Kettle, Paint
Level 5	TV, TV, Cow, Can, Cow, Hammer
Darkness	Kettle, Paint, Can, Faucet, Paint, Faucet
Peter Puppy	Cow, TV, Kettle, Cow, Kettle, Paint
Buttville	Can, TV, TV, Kettle, Cone, Cow
Andy Asteroids	Cone, Faucet, Cow, Cow, Cow, TV

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Eleven women were clinging precariously to a wildly
swinging rope suspended from a crumbling outcropping
on Mount Everest. Ten were blonde, one was a brunette.

As a group they decided that one of the party should let go.
If that didn't happen the rope would break and everyone would perish.

For an agonizing few moments no one volunteered.

Finally the brunette gave a truly touching speech saying she would
sacrifice herself to save the lives of the others.
All the blondes applauded.