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Dave Mirra Freestyle BMX
(Last updated December 18, 2000)
At the rider selection screen in pro quest mode, press [Down] [Down] [Left] [Right] [Up] [Up] [Modifier Airs] to unlock Slim Jim. Alternately, successfully complete the game with any rider to unlock a bonus bike and Slim Jim.
Successfully complete the game with Dave Mirra, Ryan Nyquist, Joey Garcia, Troy McMurray, Mike Laird, Chad Kagy, Tim Mirra, Kenan Harkin, Shaun Butler, and Leigh Ramsdell to unlock Amish Boy.
At the bike selection screen in pro quest mode, press [Up] [Left] [Up] [Down] [Up] [Right] [Left] [Right] [Modifier Airs] to unlock all bikes. Note: Each time a new bike is selected this code will have to be re-entered.
At the style selection screen in pro quest mode, press [Left] [Up] [Right] [Down] [Left] [Down] [Right] [Up] [Left] [Modifier Airs] to unlock all styles. Note: Each time a new bike is selected this code will have to be re-entered.
Successfully complete the game with Leigh Ramsdell to unlock the big crash option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Kenan Harkin to unlock the sticky crash option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Tim Mirra to unlock the silly grunt option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Mike Laird to unlock the first person view option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Joey Garcia to unlock the ghost rider option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Troy McMurray to unlock the exorcist option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Chad Kagy to unlock the bike suspension option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Shaun Butler to unlock the night vision option at the cheat screen.
Successfully complete the game with Dave Mirra.
Successfully complete the game with Ryan Nyquist.
Successfully complete the game with Slim Jim.
Successfully complete the game with Amish Boy.
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A lawyer got married to a woman who had previously been married 12 times.
On their wedding night, they settled into the bridal suite at their hotel and the bride said to her new room, "Please, promise to be gentle. I am still a virgin."
This puzzled the groom, since after 12 marriages, he thought that at least one of her husbands would have been able to perform. He asked his new bride to explain the phenomenon.
She responded:
My first husband was an IBM Sales Representative who spent the entire marriage telling me, in grandiose terms, how great it was going to be, but never delivered.
My second husband was from Software Services; he was never quite sure how it was supposed to function, but he promised he would send me documentation.
My third husband was from Field Services and repeatedly said that everything was diagnostically OK, but couldn't get the system up.
My fourth husband was from Educational Services, and you know the old saying - 'Those who CAN, DO; those who can't, teach.'
My fifth husband was from the Telemarketing Department. He knew he had the order, but he wasn't quite sure when he was going to be able to deliver.
My sixth husband was an Engineer. He told me that he understood the basic process but needed three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method.
My seventh husband was from Finance and administration. He knew how, but he just wasn't sure whether it was his job or not.
My eighth husband was from Standards and Regulations, and he told me that he met the minimum standards but regulations weren't clear on how to do it.
My ninth husband was a Marketing Manager. Even though he had the product, he just wasn't sure how to position it.
My tenth husband was a psychiatrist. All he ever wanted to do was talk about it.
My eleventh husband was a gynecologist, and all he ever wanted to do was look at it.
My twelfth husband was a stamp collector, and all he ever wanted to do was collect stamps."
- God I miss him!
So now I've married you, and I'm really excited."
"Why is that," asked the lawyer.
"Well, it should be obvious! You're a lawyer!! I just know I'm going to really get screwed this time!"
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