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Dark Colony


(Last updated June 13, 1999)

  • Cheat Codes

    Enter one of the following codes in the chat bar at the bottom of the screen where messages appear to activate the corresponding cheat function:

    RESULT CHEAT CODE
    Full mapslag net
    10,000 petra [Note]we need equipment

    Note: This code effects all players in multi-player mode.

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    jokes



    jokes


    The little farm boy storms out of the house, mad about being ordered to do his chores. In the barnyard, he kicks the rooster. Near the barn, he kicked a hog. In the corral, he kicked the family's milk cow. His mother saw all this and stormed out after him.

    "I saw you kick that rooster; just for that, you'll get no eggs. And I saw you kick that hog; just for that, you'll get no bacon. And I saw you kick the cow; just for that, you'll get no milk!"

    His father heard the yelling, came out of the barn, tripping over the cat and nearly falling, after which, he booted the poor animal out of his way. The cat ran screeching into the barn.

    The little boy looked up at his mother and said, "You want to tell him or shall I?"




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